The neighbor living across from me suddenly sent a message in the property owners’ group. “I have an announcement. My wife is pregnant. To ensure she can rest assured during pregnancy, I’ve formulated a ‘Code of Conduct for Building Residents’.” Right after that, he sent out ten major prohibitions. “Renovation is prohibited, keeping dogs is prohibited, cooking at home is prohibited, using the elevator at night is prohibited, and no
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My husband was addicted to apples. He had to eat fifty apples a day. Without them, he would feel extremely uncomfortable. He became more and more radiant, while I felt chest tightness, shortness of breath, dizziness, and nausea every day. He told me to relax, saying it was probably just normal pregnancy reactions. Until I saw the search record on the computer: ” How many apple seeds are lethal? “
After getting off work and returning home, I pinned my girlfriend to the bed and kissed her passionately. She tried hard to push me away, but couldn’t speak. While kissing, I noticed her face turning red. We’ve been together for so long. Why is she blushing? Damn, she’s blushing? I quickly got up, my face filled with embarrassment. “Brother – in – law, you…” “Uh, where’s your sister?” “She just
“I married into the same family as my best friend, and we both got pregnant a year later.” “The hospital detected that my best friend’s fetus was an XXY mosaic, and the whole internet was in an uproar. People urge repeatedly my best friend to have an abortion, but she was stubborn and gave birth to the child.” “The child my best friend gave birth to was well – behaved,