My wife, inebriated and vomiting, had barely collapsed when her gay best friend rushed to her aid, stripping her of her soiled clothes without a second thought. “I’ve had it, darling, how would you survive without me?” My wife claimed she was just a piece of meat in her gay best friend’s eyes, nothing special. Ha, I rather thought it was like throwing meat buns to dogs, gone forever. But
Chen Du, an orphan, dropped out of school and started working at the age of eighteen to support his sister Lin Yitang’s education. He regarded Lin Yitang as the whole of his life. Even if he could only afford to eat two steamed buns a day, Chen Du would still sell his blood to raise money and buy birthday gifts for Lin Yitang. He thought that Lin Yitang would understand
As the harvest time of medicinal materials was approaching, I was busy looking for sales channels, but was tricked back by a relative’s phone call to face an “interrogation”. “The purchase price for a catty of fresh Dendrobium officinale is 350 yuan. Li Shuang offered us 300 yuan and still wanted to take a profit of 10 yuan. Isn’t he taking advantage of us? And he’s our relative!” “Yes. He
In the previous life, my sister fell in love with Huang Haiyang, a rapper who made a living by singing on the street. For his sake, she not only squandered a lot of money but also ran away from home many times. However, that man who boasted of being a rising star in the music industry was actually just a good-for-nothing freeloader. I couldn’t bear to see my sister sinking
My wife and I lost our cat. I searched all night and rummaged through the entire building. When I got home, I found my wife lying in the arms of her male best friend. “Only a man like him who can’t have children would cherish a lousy cat like it’s a treasure.” The male best friend hugged her and said, “Have you ever considered borrowing a child from someone?” “How?”
“My girlfriend accused me of not loving her because of a Swiss roll.” “If you loved me, you wouldn’t have eaten two in one go. What about me? Don’t you care about me?” I explained wearily, “I had business engagements until three in the morning. I hadn’t eaten a thing. I really didn’t know you were doing a test.” “I thought you’d prepared them especially for me because you were
On our son’s first birthday, Our family of three was hit and killed by a speeding driver on our way home for dinner. The scene of the car accident was tragic, but the young hit-and-run driver was careless and didn’t rush to call an ambulance. Later, the family members of the hit-and-run driver learned that since there was no drunk driving and the driver didn’t flee the scene after the
I’m the husband that Yan Ruochu, the little princess of the Beijing circle, tried every means to pursue. I’m also the live-in son-in-law that everyone looks down upon. Just three years after we got married, Yan Ruochu took in a young male college student outside and was deeply attracted by his strong and energetic appearance. On our wedding anniversary, she called: “I’m going to watch my best friend Fu Jingzhuo’s
I had a female colleague who started hitchhiking with me when I was still riding a bicycle. Later, when I changed to an electric bike, a motorcycle, and even got a car, she was still hitchhiking with me. I said, “You’re not allowed to hitch a ride with me anymore. Otherwise, I won’t even be able to find a girlfriend. Or else you’ll be in trouble!” She stared blankly and
A serial murder case occurred in Yinhai City. The murderer’s modus operandi was very sophisticated. He didn’t leave any evidence. However, he placed a pair of conspicuous white gloves beside each victim. Therefore, this case was called the “White Gloves Murder Case”. The captain of the criminal police invited me, who was dismissed by him three years ago, back to the police station in order to solve the case as
I’m an eighteen-line washed-up male singer. I had a hit song ten years ago. Since then, I’ve been neither popular nor unpopular. My wife suggested many times that I should participate in a divorce variety show to create traffic. But I thought it was unlucky to participate in a divorce variety show. Moreover, I didn’t want to go against my heart and deviate from my original intention of concentrating on
I will marry the Demon Empress of the Demon Realm in seven days. The God of War and the Goddess, who once dreamed of marrying me, were completely unaware of it. They were happily preparing a birthday banquet for their new love, the merman. Once, for the peace of the Three Realms, I voluntarily fell into the Demon Abyss and guarded it for thousands of years. They promised me that
After staying up for several nights, Chen Ze finally finished his work ahead of schedule and caught up with the moment when Cheng Xiamei won the award for the best female singer. He stood silently in the audience. Watching her give a heartfelt thank-you to her white moonlight: “No matter how much time and space separates us, you will always be the most special person to me.” Chen Ze turned
“When the doomsday came, the oxygen content in the air rose to 70%. Insects mutated, and fires broke out frequently.” “Everyone had to rely on oxygen cylinders to live.” “Grandma and Uncle’s family took away all our oxygen cylinders when they saw that resources were limited.” “Our house was burned to the ground because the piled-up trash was ignited by a small spark.” “Although my parents and I narrowly escaped
“I didn’t peek at her taking a bath! I didn’t steal the clothes. I didn’t touch the fairy… I didn’t…” My father came back from the research in Changbai Mountain and went mad, constantly repeating these words. A few days later, I found his body in the bathtub. His abdomen was cut open, a large chunk of his intestines were pulled out and cut off. And I became the suspect.
The car-mounted App alerted me: “Your vehicle is shaking violently and is in an abnormal running state.” I was just about to click in to check the specific situation when my cousin’s call came in. He said that he had a minor car accident and begged me to give him an alibi. I wanted to refuse at first, but he pleaded bitterly, “My wife and daughter are still waiting for
My wife would go to the beauty hospital once every two weeks. After each visit to the beauty hospital, her whole body skin would become fair and smooth. Touching her delicate skin, I couldn’t help myself and always wanted to turn her over and get close to her. But she always refused me with a coquettish look, saying, “I’m so tired after just having beauty treatments. Maybe next time.” Later,
“My mother was known as the ‘Beauty of the Elaphe Taeniura’. The Elaphe Taeniura she raised were not only fat and big. Moreover, men would be especially energetic after eating them. Many people were envious of my mother’s way of raising Elaphe Taeniura. But my mother kept it a secret. Only I knew that on every dark night, those Elaphe Taeniura would scramble to crawl towards my sister’s room. 01